Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The fastest way to a Housewife's heart...

WINE!


Just kidding.  (Not really.)

Wanna make your housewife happy? 

Make her dinner.  Plan the whole thing.  Make sure everything you need to do so is in the house.  Corral the kids while you're doing it.  Give her the afternoon (or evening) off at the same time.

I would kill for this.  I would kill for a meal made for me.  Or to eat a meal while it's hot.  I would kill for quiet time in my own house to work on my hobbies.  I would kill for a shower where I can shave my legs at the same time.  Or a bubble bath.  Definitely a massage.  And a nap that didn't include kids.


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